LITTLE KNOWN BOOK SEQUELS

By

Michael Edwin Q.

TOM AND HUCK – A LOVE STORY by Mark Twain

After a romp in the Mississippi Mud, Tom and Huck realize it’s more than puppy love. They run off and marry. The buy a plantation and adopt all the slaves as their children. When the gossip and sneers of the local folks get to be too much, Tom, Huck and all their family take a Gatling gun to town and put things right.

THE HUNCHBACK OF NORTH HOLLYWOOD by Victor Hugo

A surgeon straightens Quasimodo’s back. He takes up weightlifting and wins the Mr. Universe contest. He moves to Hollywood and becomes a famous movie star. He runs for Governor and wins. But after a sex scandal, he dies in shame and penniless.

HOLDEN CAULFIELD SELLS OUT by J.D. Salinger

After years of rebellion Holden realizes that bucking the system gets you nowhere. He becomes an advertizing executive, becomes rich, marries a model, and lives happily ever after. Until, he’s found naked and dead in a cheap hotel with a cage of declawed gerbils.

UNCLE TOM’S COMDOMINIUM by Harriett Beecher Stowe

After killing his master and his family, Tom runs off and joins a minstrel show as a song and dance man. People think he’s in blackface and praise his imitation of a Negro. Only the woman he loves knows his secret, and she’s been seen talking to reporters. Will he let her live?

THE CATS OF THE BASKERVILLES by Arthur Conan Doyle

Holmes and Watson return to the moors to find they are now overrun with killer tom cats. And the quicksand has been replaced by kitty litter.

TWENTY THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER THE SHEETS by Jules Verne

Captain Nemo is up to his old tricks. He plans to take over the world. Only this time he starts by conquering the porn industry. But he gets side tracked when he finds love in the Douglas Twins.

A ROOM WITH A TOILET by E. M. Foster

You thought part one was boring. In this sequel, you’ll fall asleep so fast; you won’t have time to flush.

LADY CHATTERLY’S PLUMBER by D. H. Lawrence

She thought she had it all. But no one gets things flowing like Guido the Plumber. He’s got all the right tools, can plug up any leak, and clears any clog.

LAST OF THE MOES by James Fenimore Cooper

He can’t hide, not with that haircut. Someone’s out to kill him. Is it Larry or Curly, or many Shemp?

BREAKFAST AT IHOP by Truman Capote

Holly Golightly is down on her luck. No more champagne and caviar. She down to short stacks, till she meets Paul who gets her Rooty Tooty feeling Fresh and Fruity.

THE MAN IN THE IRON JOCKSTRAP by Alexandre Dumas

You thought the mask was torture. The Bastille is filled with his screams. Aramis gives up his line of men’s colognes to buy his friend’s freedom. But will he be too late?

HARRY POTTER AND THE HEMORRHOID STONE by J. K. Rowling

Harry may have met his match. The pain and the shame leave him lonely and broken hearth. How can Harry save his friends if he can’t get off the pot?

I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD POOPS by Maya Angelou

Feeding your bird raw fruits and veggies is one thing. But when you start to add raw meat, fish, and eggs, stand back!

THE LIFE OF PIE by Yann Martel

An Indian boy finds himself locked in a fantasy bakery. He becomes friends with the pasties. Will he learn to shut his pie hole?

THE GODMOTHER by Mario Puzo

 The Don is dead, Sonny is full of holes, Fredo is with the fishes, and Michael is facedown in dog doo. Move over guys and let the ladies have a chance. Mamma Carmela is serving up some spicy meatballs made of lead.

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON PELICAN by Richard Bach

He’s bigger, he’s slower, and he needs to eat his weight in fish everyday. How will Jonathan ever find heaven when he can’t even fly?

LORD OF THE OPEN FLIES by William Goldman

They don’t call him Piggy for nothing. It’s enough to make Ralph Ralph. All the boys on the island look for closure.

THE OLD MAN AND THE C-CUP by Ernest Hemingway

Now up in years, Santiago’s testosterone level is far below normal. The others in the village demand that he keep his shirt on when in public, even on the beach. With Manolin, a small boy who loves the old man, at his side, they go on a quest for a doctor to perform liposuction.  

  

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